Am I really the only one who still craves Caramon/Raistlin?

It's all I can think of.
If I wasn't so shy and lazy, I'd have written at least 5 fanfics about them in the last few days by now. I've got it all laid out - in my head.
Shit.

As for something completely unrelated: I finally watched Apt Pupil. Ian McKellen is still one charming old bastard. ♥_♥ He's so subtle and sophisticated, gnaaah.

OMG. YOU GUYS. I DON'T EVEN.

Dragonlance Kink Meme


*A* I didn't know I needed it like burning but now that I do.... fresh and sparkling new Kinkmeme. I don't know the woman who came up with it, but let me just say: YES. BRILLIANT. \o/ Exactly what I needed today.

Edit:
Pyros came over and we put my new shiny DSA-character together for tomorrow (a Thorwaler Skald). I decided to try joining an RP-group again, asking him for his help. It's been quite a while since I tried my hand at traditional P&P roleplaying, the previous groups had all failed me in the past ;_; sadface. So I am really looking forward to this group. I know it won't be brilliant at the start because I am a new, strange face and I haven't played in so long, I am not even sure if I can still do it without blushing with embarrassment, but it's def. worth a try. Additionally, Pyros gave me the Exclusive Variant action figure of Rorschach. Aaaah, it's so pretteeee x3~! *looks at it adoringly*

Tomorrow we'll also go look for a new flat °_°;; interesting times, that's for sure.

Oh my god you guys. The drabbles. I finished them. But they are not real drabbles. It's physcially impossible for me to write only 100words so it's closer to 500-900words. Also: No porn. :C I'M SORRY. I just can't write it without some preface first which would make it a whole fic thus defeating the purpose of this meme so... meh ;_; Also, I am not a writer. I see the images in my head and I try to describe what I see, but that is sometimes hard and uh,... yeah.

I could also not hold myself back with the DL-prompt. I feel like I could write a bazillion stories about Raistlin right after his test. Mea culpa.

Many thanks go to salty_catfish, domorrigan and mcruthless for being so patient and playing proof reader ;_; You guys are awesome, I heart you from the bottom of my heart ♥♥♥
Enjoy.

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Prompt: Thor/Loki
Fandom: Nordic Mythology; Vikings
For: miarr
( Hrafninn flýgur; PG-13 )

Prompt: Guy
Fandom: Bat-Ella
For: neekaneeks
( They say on Cellaros Alpha, time flies by at lightspeed. Guy is not convinced; G )

Prompt: Skwisgaar/Toki
Fandom: Metalocalypse
For: ftw302
( Vi skal ikkje sove burt sumarnatta; PG )

Prompt: Raistlin
Fandom: Dragonlance
For: miarr, salty_catfish
( Knee-jerk reaction is mandatory; G )

Prompt: Caramon(/Raistlin)
Fandom: Dragonlance
For: miarr, salty_catfish
( It’s only dark if you open your eyes; PG )

Prompt: Xanatos/Owen
Fandom: Gargoyles
For: mcruthless, miarr
( For what it’s worth; PG )

Prompt: Aladdin/Mozenrath
Fandom: Aladdin
For: miarr, casex_y
( Quid Pro Quo; R )

Prompt: One Piece
Fandom: One Piece
For: hideincarnate
( Sayonara; G )

The ending was confusing, dumb and utterly rushed. Raistlin was not Raistlin, but especially during the end. Um, he had his fight with Fistandantilus in the Legends, why have them fight again? Also, his power is not his own but Fistis and all that comes now afterward is not by his own doing? NO. WHAT?

What a poor ending to a great series. I heartily agree with the amazon critiques. This book sucked >:(

He didn't lose his virginity, by the way.

Fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

Raistlin is such a sap. Carrying the guilt and memories of his brother all around him even tho HE HATES HOW SENTIMENTAL HE IS ABOUT HIM. I swear he thinks about Caramon all the time. His brother is haunting his very thoughts. He's also extremely obsessing over his betrayal when he left his friends to die in the mealstrom like whoa. Not making this shit up. ALSO HIS COUGH IS GONE AND HE IS SORT-OF-HEALTHY AGAIN. I never imagined Raistlin how I am imagine him during this book (look wise and body-movementwise)... my little boy grew up ;_;
And! Aaaaaand he was described as handsome O_O (if his face wasn't so drawn etc etc BUT HE IS HANDSOME YES I KNEW IT. BISHI-RAISTLIN)
Also also: Ppl keep calling him Raist, even tho HE HATES IT xD Only his brother is allowed to, mimimimimimi

And what is that? Oh oh oh? A sort of love interest for him AFTER ALL THESE YEARS? Can it be? At least she doesn't have a stupid name like Crysania. Frrrt. Iolanthe makes him uncomfortable with being all touchy and world-woman-like around him. It's so cute when he blushes and goes all "PLZ NO TOUCHY *flinch/jerk*" I know I am breaking some unspoken law here but man, I HOPE HE WILL LOSE HIS VIRGINITY IN THIS BOOK that would make me go all "ROFLHAHAHA how did that happen?" It'd amuse me as much as his dumb, teenage-boyish dreams about being all mighty and super-cool. Ach, the ambitious youth...

But really, omg. This book... Raistlin is actually NORMAL and sort-of nice as a default mood. What happened to you Raistlinnnnnnn. You know you want your brother to make the TEA FOR YOU AND BE ALL BITCHY AGAIN. You already cried about it on page 87! Evil, scary, ruthless dark robed mage my ass! You fool nobody. And stop making friends with Kenders already, damn it.

♥♥♥

( DL-Cover )

The cover for Dragons of the Hourglass Mage. Date of Release: 4th of August.

I've been waiting for that damn book for 4 (or maybe 5?) years. 4 FUCKING YEARS. It seems like an eternity. But as we all know,... I'd wait until the stars burn out. For Raistlin. Only for Raistlin. God, I miss him so... ;_; *reaches out for him*

I am practically starved for Raistlin-stuff (mostly smutty ffs). Anything. But if you think you find ANYTHING of worth on the internet, think again. There's nothing. NOTHING. Ugh, it's so depressing. DL fandom is made of epic fail. Srsly. WHERE'S THE DAMN DRAGONRAPE?

Speaking of fail: I rewatched the DL movie with +~*Clizzi+~* again, it's so wonderfully bad. Haha. Sutherland's voiceacting just doesn't work for Raistlin. It's too deep and disinterested and bored. It totally should be more like the German Irenicus from BGII only more...scratchy and grovelly and weak? Different from Sutherland's, that's for sure >: (

Conclusion?

I will so give this last Lost Chronicles book to myself as a very belated present. OH YES.