Fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

Raistlin is such a sap. Carrying the guilt and memories of his brother all around him even tho HE HATES HOW SENTIMENTAL HE IS ABOUT HIM. I swear he thinks about Caramon all the time. His brother is haunting his very thoughts. He's also extremely obsessing over his betrayal when he left his friends to die in the mealstrom like whoa. Not making this shit up. ALSO HIS COUGH IS GONE AND HE IS SORT-OF-HEALTHY AGAIN. I never imagined Raistlin how I am imagine him during this book (look wise and body-movementwise)... my little boy grew up ;_;
And! Aaaaaand he was described as handsome O_O (if his face wasn't so drawn etc etc BUT HE IS HANDSOME YES I KNEW IT. BISHI-RAISTLIN)
Also also: Ppl keep calling him Raist, even tho HE HATES IT xD Only his brother is allowed to, mimimimimimi

And what is that? Oh oh oh? A sort of love interest for him AFTER ALL THESE YEARS? Can it be? At least she doesn't have a stupid name like Crysania. Frrrt. Iolanthe makes him uncomfortable with being all touchy and world-woman-like around him. It's so cute when he blushes and goes all "PLZ NO TOUCHY *flinch/jerk*" I know I am breaking some unspoken law here but man, I HOPE HE WILL LOSE HIS VIRGINITY IN THIS BOOK that would make me go all "ROFLHAHAHA how did that happen?" It'd amuse me as much as his dumb, teenage-boyish dreams about being all mighty and super-cool. Ach, the ambitious youth...

But really, omg. This book... Raistlin is actually NORMAL and sort-of nice as a default mood. What happened to you Raistlinnnnnnn. You know you want your brother to make the TEA FOR YOU AND BE ALL BITCHY AGAIN. You already cried about it on page 87! Evil, scary, ruthless dark robed mage my ass! You fool nobody. And stop making friends with Kenders already, damn it.

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