Am I really the only one who still craves Caramon/Raistlin?

It's all I can think of.
If I wasn't so shy and lazy, I'd have written at least 5 fanfics about them in the last few days by now. I've got it all laid out - in my head.
Shit.

As for something completely unrelated: I finally watched Apt Pupil. Ian McKellen is still one charming old bastard. ♥_♥ He's so subtle and sophisticated, gnaaah.

This post was actually much longer, hurtful. Angry. I discovered a connection I had not noticed before, the recent past turns into the pain of days long gone and secrets were revealed. Too dangerous for my taste. So you just get the short version:

I can't do this anymore.

This fandom is breaking my brain.

mijeli and I had fun together (collab of DOOM). See here:

( Lol, Burger King Owns Us )

I found this article by Lars. S. Vikør quite interesting. It's taken from the book "The Nordic languages", chapter 4 121-135, Ovus Press, Oslo 2001. (Yeah, I made the effort to type it all up; if that isn't a show of true love I don't know what is.)
It might give someone who stumbles over this journal inspiration and a better look into how the two Scandinavian dickheads from Metalocalpyse communicate when the others don't look, perhaps even may clear up some questions :3 I especially love the part where Swedish is the language that is most likely adopted, huahaha. That would stroke Skwisgaar's ego so much...

Note: It's long. And contains graphics. A map can be found HERE in case you need one.

( The Scandinavian Semi-Communication )

I shall include here communication strategies employed by Scandinavians to enhance comprehension and understanding among each other as I found it quite interesting and perhaps helpful for later references.

( Six Communication Strategies )

BP: Skwisgaar, you're the fastest guitarist in the world, and Toki's the second-fastest. Who do you think the third-, fourth-, and fifth-fastest guitarists are?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Oh, oh, this is one of that questions that I hates to answer because numbers one, it takes the focus off my fingers and my guitar-playing, and number two, I don't likes to listens to nobodies else.

BP: You don't know who's right behind you? Is it Yngwie Malmsteen, or Michael Angelo Batio?

SS: Michael Angelo is one of the fastest guitars players out there, so I think he mights beat Toki, to be honest. Genius scientists from Harvards are the ones who figured out that I am the fastest guitar players alive. In a think tanks in Harvard University, they figured out. And then they gives Toki the gift of second guitarist fastest. But he's not. He's not very good, no. But maybes Michael Angelos, or Yngwie Malmscreams, maybe…

BP: How do you stay faster than those guys?

SS: Every nights, before I go to bed, I have a long conversations with my hands. I say to them, "Hey, there's hands on lots of people out there that want your jobs!" It's all personal motivations. And treating your hands as two different peoples. Like when you fly on a plane, buy them an extra seat.

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BP: Toki has diabetes, like Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love. What else do you think Toki and Bret Michaels have in common?

NE: Adult Onset Self-Induced Diabetes, yeah. That's a good question. I think they're both bipolar. Is Bret Michaels? Maybe he's not.

BP: Toki has a full head of hair, so it's not that.

NE: Oh, I see: You're leading the witness. I don't know, you can never really tell when a guy starts wearing one of those do-rags what's going on up there, but Toki's got a full head of hair for now. It's part of being in a metal band; you just gotta make sure you have your hair for the time being. Except for [Dethklok drummer] Pickles. I think they like to wear ladies' underpants when they're by themselves. I'm not sure. That might be true. I know it's true for Toki. I don't know about Bret Michaels. I don't know if this is true of both of them, but I know that Toki was caught fucking a cat once.

BP: All right, we'll just say that Bret Michaels was also caught fucking a cat.

NE: I cannot confirm or deny that. I can only confirm that Toki was, and he was drunk, and we did dress the cat up like a lady.

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taken from here, you can also hear some spoken excerpts. Skwisgaar's voice is rawr.