Since I have two more hours to spare on waiting for my train back to Bergen, I thought I could go to the next best Internet Cafè and actually update my lj with something that is not a meme or just random emo babbling. :0
First of: Contrary to what I said, Norway
is a dark and cold place. Yesterday, when I traveled with the train and left the security that is Hordaland county behind me, I saw thick snow everywhere in the countryside and after nightfall it gets so fucking dark...aside from the small, small TINY villages that don't make a big difference...oh boi D: And it's just the beginning of November, huuuh~
Aside from that, it's sunny outside and no snow. But damn if it isn't cold.
So, Oslo. Hm. Looks like a mix of Bonn and Berlin. Just missing the bullet holes from WW2 in the older buildings xD Lots of construction sites here, too. If you thought using public traffic in Berlin was expensive, go to Bergen. If you think it's expensive in Bergen, go to Oslo ._. srsly, 34NOK for one ride (1h)? Das ist Wucher! Spastis. D:<
And who ever hired the architect for Oslo, was an idiot. Or the architect. Depends, really. Either way they probably didn't pay him enough to actually put more thought into the design apart from it being fancy and complicated. Those staircases are horrible...and during the night you don't see where you are walking. It's confusing, some of those buildings. Using black stone for staircases, great :/
As for the embassy,...I expected a great hall. With white marble, pillars and gold lined handlebars for the stairs to the second floor where more offices are situated. But instead I entered a small room that had the character of a doctor's practice. Das und 'n deutsches Amt. :| I love my country, uh huh. Deutsche Kleinlichkeit und sowas. Die alten Zicken ey. Nag nag nag
Ich will doch nur einen neuen Reisepass ;_; mich deswegen gleich anzubitchen, wenn ich ma kurz wieder raus muss...was kann ich dafuer, dass der doofe Photorgaph keine richtigen Passbilder machen kann. Und was sollte das ueberhaupt von wegen "Sie muessen Ihren Rucksack draussen stehen lassen, das stand alles auf unserer Internetseite." Ja in Arial 4 ganz unten am Rand beim Impressum oder was? Ey draussen stehen lassen, vor der Botschaft...als wenn das n Unterschied macht ob vor oder hinter dem Gitter.
I was also very tempted to take the train to Lillehammer xD It would have just been a 2hrs drive from here and the train comes sooo much earlier. Costs less, too... But I can't do that, even if I wanted to (how I want!)...so instead I went here and there and had a look at the stores, but I cannot venture too far from the main station. [Random Info: I had a little orgasm when I saw the sign for the highway road to Stockholm]
I found a cool photography book about
"True Norwegian Black Metal", very pretty but too heavy and too expensive,...still...I want! That and Guitar Hero ;_; I shouldn't have given into temptation and entered that game shop. They had a guitar for Guitar Hero in the shape of an XPlorer. OH MAN orz
(There was also a shop called Kondomeriet xD und da gabs Dildos etc zu kaufen. Lol. Und der Laden war sperrangelweit geøffnet, wie son ganz normaler Souvenirladen, ick fasset nich'.)
Also: even though I said there are no bums in Bergen, there are certainly some in Oslo. Which is not such a big surprise, considering the city accommodates ~500thousand ppl. Man, and this internet cafè just costs too much, grrr. 60NOK for one hour.
:< I want to draw now...